Monday, September 12, 2016

WELL HUNG by Lauren Blakely Release Blitz & Book Review


B L U R B:


From the NYT Bestselling author of MISTER O, comes a hot and hilarious new standalone...

Here's what you need to know about me -- I'm well-off, well-hung and quick with a joke. Women like a guy who makes them laugh--and I don't mean at the size of his d*ck. No, they want their funny with a side of huge... not to mention loyal. I've got all that plus a big bank account, thanks to my booming construction business. Yup. I know how to use all my tools.
Enter Natalie. Hot, sexy, smart, and my new assistant. Which makes her totally off limits...
Hey, I'm a good guy. Really. I do my best to stay far away from the kind of temptation she brings to work. Until one night in Vegas...
Yeah, you've heard this one before. Bad news on the business front, drowning our sorrows in a few too many Harvey Wallbangers, and then I'm banging her. In my hotel room. In her hotel room. Behind the Titanic slot machine at the Flamingo (don't ask). And before I can make her say "Oh God right there YES!" one more time, we're both saying yes--the big yes--at a roadside chapel in front of a guy in press-on sideburns and a shiny gold leisure suit.
But it turns out what happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas. And now, my dick doesn't stay in my pants when she's around. I try to resist. Honest. But the more we try to keep our hands to ourselves, the more we end up naked again, and the more time I want to spend with her fully clothed, too. The question now is...do I take this woman to be my ex-wife?

P U R C H A S E:


M Y   R E V I E W:

I'm just absolutely LOVING this whole series you guys. While the story lines of the books in this series may not be cliff-hanger edge of your seat will they / won't they stuff, they are so totally original because they are all told 100% from the mail POV which gives the book and entirely different feel to it. And its just so cool! Lauren Blakely has mastered the dude's voice, I can totally picture these sexy as men telling the story of how their hearts were stolen right out of their chest. 

Well Hung, like Big Rock, and like Mister O, is:

FUN: A Vegas Getaway with a dirty-talking sexy as hell manly man. Yes Please! #YOLO

SEXY: Oh my gosh, ok inter-office romance. Wild and crazy "Just one weekend in Vegas". Lusting over each other for years and finally have one weekend to go crazy over each other. ...but can they really leave it all in Vegas? #DeskSex (just saying')

SMART: This book isn't just fun and adorable its well written, its a great story and I loved it the whole way through. 

SASSY:The amount of banter and sass in this book is off the charts. Between the two main characters, and also between their huge group of friends who are constantly giving each other shit for one thing or another. I love LOVE their crew. 

SWEET: Awe, well it was just that, so so swoony sweet. :)

If you're coming down off a book hangover, if you've just read something that scared the shit out of you (I'm looking at you K. Webster.)or left your heart aching (I'm looking at you Co-Ho) or if you just want a fun weekend except with a super sexy man, this is the perfect book for you! 

EXXXCERPT:
Let’s back up.
            How did we get from not kissing to kissing? What was that turning point? Did she lean into me? Did I move closer to her? Details matter. I’ll gladly share them. 
            Start with six months of sexual tension. Add in two mojitos for her, two beers for me, and a couple vodka tonics. Stir that with some bad news on the business front, and top it with the cherry of Natalie’s hit-me-over-the-head-with-a-stick comment that left no question as to what she wanted…and here I am.
            We don’t lean into each other. There’s no inch-by-slow-sensual-inch pull. It’s not a slow burn.
            It’s a fiery crash. We’re two cars speeding on the highway of this night, and we slam into each other, crawl across the hoods, and kiss like crazy.
            Nothing is tentative about this. We go from not kissing to kissing in less than sixty nanoseconds. Yeah, I don’t really know what a nanosecond is, either. But it happens in no time. 
            And now my hand is in her hair, yanking her close as we crush our lips together. We kiss hard and rough, fueled by pent-up desire and more than enough vodka and rum to make this inevitable. 
            Her teeth scrape me, and I growl, loving her roughness. I suck hard on her bottom lip, and I’m rewarded by nearly the same sound from her. She’s like a tiger, and together we’re animals. 
            I grip her head tighter, and her hands are all over me—in my hair, then down my chest, then along my arms. We kiss so deeply, it’s like we’re trying to climb each other. 
            At some point, she breaks off, breathes out hard, then whispers in my ear, “I’ve wanted to do that for so long.”
            “Not as long as I have. Now get those lips back on mine,” I tell her, and she complies.
            My hands cup her cheeks, but I’m not gentle, and she doesn’t want me that way. She’s not a gentle girl. She’s badass and tough, and she wants what I want. I hold her face tightly in my hands, and she practically crawls into my lap in a rush to get closer, then closer still as she presses her tits against my chest. 
            I’m seated on a stool at the bar, and we are putting on some kind of show. But I don’t care. 
            My tongue searches and hunts, wanting to taste every corner of her mouth, savoring the vodka and the tonic and, most of all, the Natalie. She whimpers and moans, and I swallow every sexy sound she makes. 
            This stool is ours. This bar is ours. The night belongs to this kiss, because it’s not a starter kiss. It contains all the clues necessary to assemble the puzzle of where this night will end. 
            With unwavering certainty, I know what kind of kiss this is. 

            As I explore her mouth, and she claims mine with equal urgency, I know that I will be fucking Natalie tonight. 


GIVEAWAY! GIVEAWAY! GIVEAWAY! 

Don’t miss Lauren Blakely’s other standalone Romantic Comedies!

BIG ROCK
MISTER O

About Lauren Blakely:

Since self-publishing her debut romance novel CAUGHT UP IN US three years ago, Lauren Blakely has sold more than 1 million books. She is known for her sexy contemporary romance style that's full of heat, heart and humor. A devout fan of cake and canines, Lauren has plotted entire novels while walking her four-legged friends. She lives in California with her family. With ten New York Times bestsellers, her titles have appeared on the New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal Bestseller Lists more than fifty times. Her bestselling series include Sinful Nights, Seductive Nights, No Regrets, Caught Up in Love, and Fighting Fire as well as standalone romantic comedies like BIG ROCK and MISTER O, which were both instant New York Times Bestsellers. In the fall she'll release WELL HUNG, another romantic comedy. To receive an email when Lauren releases a new book, sign up for her newsletter, laurenblakely.com/newsletter!




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